Bulletin Post: 01

[dovedive]

[ There was a new paper pinned to the bulletin board. The handwriting was very nice and cursive too. ]

Idle hands make fretful minds and who among us really wants to sit still? [Not him, that's for sure. He is losing his mind not having something to do.]

I am offering up my services to anyone who may be seeking help, from the small requests to the large ones. I'm fast; I'm strong; I can fly as well. Do you need something lifted or a book from a high shelf? I'll help with perfect precision.

If there's anyone you can count on to help, you can count on me, Nice. Have no fear~☆



- Nice
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Comments

[dovedive]

Something like that, yes. Long before I was born, someone who had become a hero made a mistake with how much power they had and the fear the people had in him made him corrupt, or so the stories say. So it's their attempt at making sure nothing like that happens again.

As for the jokes, well... there's nothing saying you can't practice while you're here, right?

- Nice
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[kallig]

I can see how there would be a desire to safeguard against a repeat performance of such an event.

And I suppose I could, yes.

Perhaps there's a half-written book somewhere around here titled "Jokes 101" or something.

... Though do you suppose such a book would be incomplete in the normal sense or would I find setups with no punchlines and punchlines with no setups...

- Lord Nox

[dovedive]

I hadn't even thought about it in regards to this library's strange aversion to completing anything and everything. I'm not sure which way would bother me more, having no punch line, or no setups to anything.

It almost makes me wonder if this place we were all brought to was created by the worlds biggest flake, starting projects and not finishing them. I'm almost surprised we ended up arriving with all of our limbs and not half of them.

- Nice
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