Bulletin Post: 01

[dovedive]

[ There was a new paper pinned to the bulletin board. The handwriting was very nice and cursive too. ]

Idle hands make fretful minds and who among us really wants to sit still? [Not him, that's for sure. He is losing his mind not having something to do.]

I am offering up my services to anyone who may be seeking help, from the small requests to the large ones. I'm fast; I'm strong; I can fly as well. Do you need something lifted or a book from a high shelf? I'll help with perfect precision.

If there's anyone you can count on to help, you can count on me, Nice. Have no fear~☆



- Nice
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[kallig]

Perhaps I should pencil in practice my penmanship to my suddenly very open schedule.


I understand.
'A life lived' and all that. I suspect I'd be hard pressed to turn off the researcher voice too.

Heroes contracted through agencies? That sounds equal parts fascinating and strange to me. May I ask how that works?


I can see why an agency might gravitate towards a little bit of cheesiness though.
Familiar to most and I'd imagine it does a lot to lower tension too.
Hard to get upset when someone just shot off a one-liner and struck a pose, hm?

- Lord Nox

[dovedive]

It's a little difficult to explain without sending you papers worth of a reply, though it sounds like you might enjoy that.

But essentially having heros join with agencies help boost their power and popularity, but also helps keep them from going "rogue" so to speak.

Anything that can ease the tension and the worrying of the people no matter how cheesy it might be.

- Nice
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[kallig]

Honestly I probably would.

So it's a way of keeping heroes honest then.

[He files away the words Jedi-like in his mind because it certainly isn't Sith-like to have someone above them keeping them on the proverbial mat.]

I wish that was something I could do too. Unfortunately my rank within my society makes it so that a joke from me makes people uneasy and confused when I try to do something to ease their concerns.

It's a pity for I do so like to jest to ease tension...

- Lord Nox

[dovedive]

Something like that, yes. Long before I was born, someone who had become a hero made a mistake with how much power they had and the fear the people had in him made him corrupt, or so the stories say. So it's their attempt at making sure nothing like that happens again.

As for the jokes, well... there's nothing saying you can't practice while you're here, right?

- Nice
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[kallig]

I can see how there would be a desire to safeguard against a repeat performance of such an event.

And I suppose I could, yes.

Perhaps there's a half-written book somewhere around here titled "Jokes 101" or something.

... Though do you suppose such a book would be incomplete in the normal sense or would I find setups with no punchlines and punchlines with no setups...

- Lord Nox

[dovedive]

I hadn't even thought about it in regards to this library's strange aversion to completing anything and everything. I'm not sure which way would bother me more, having no punch line, or no setups to anything.

It almost makes me wonder if this place we were all brought to was created by the worlds biggest flake, starting projects and not finishing them. I'm almost surprised we ended up arriving with all of our limbs and not half of them.

- Nice
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