Someone dial 999

[hellandbackpack]

[Sorry everyone, this is all written out in a jagged scrawl, very jumbled and run-on in nature.]

Help-

Rin just collapsed? We were talkin' and I went to leave and- they just went down? No warnin' or nothin' just on the floor-

This drone is useless, wouldn't go get help-

They're not responding? Like there's a pulse but barely it's slow, there's no blood, nothing looks wrong, I can't see anything wrong, they just won't wake up and I don't know what the hell to do-

[Clearly Charles is doing Amazing here. Thriving even. He's absolutely not about 5 seconds from an epic little meltdown and is only holding it together because SecUnit needs help.]

Comments

[hellandbackpack]

In the stacks- by the garden door? Maybe? UGH this drone is useless I'm about to just let the bag EAT IT

[He wouldn't. It's not the drone's fault, and SecUnit would likely be Displeased. But Charles is Upset and the drone is a safe target for ire in the moment.]

[codeswitchcraft]

Don't do that! Rin needs all their drones!

[hellandbackpack]

I wouldn't be so tempted if it would've gone and got help!

[codeswitchcraft]

It needs Rin to tell it what to do! It's not going to listen to you!

[hellandbackpack]

Rin can't tell it anything! Because they're unconscious!

[codeswitchcraft]

Exactly. And you don't have the feed.

[not_scrap]

OK.
Wanna give me an idea what happened? [Because she can hustle but she's small and short little legs and all!]

[hellandbackpack]

I don't know? Like... we were just talkin' yeah? And I went to leave, and then when they were close, they just collapsed-

Do

Did I do it? Was it sommat I did?

[not_scrap]

[???WHAT.]

Unless you have mysterious scary voice powers, or some KILLER cologne.
I'mma say no.

Probably blood sugar or something.

But if it's the cologne, let me have some. For. Reasons.

[hellandbackpack]

I mean I'm-

What if they have a pacemaker? Ah hell, I didn't even think-

But there's still a pulse. Pacemaker messin' up'd mean they have a heart attack, not... whatever this is!

[not_scrap]

If they had a pacemaker
they already have heart problems.
As long as there's a pulse, we're good. [Or so she thinks!]

[hellandbackpack]

Right! Right, pulse is a good sign-

it's just real slow? I don't... that's not so great

[not_scrap]

Don't freak out. Just make sure the head's positioned so they can breathe.

[She wants to talk the guy through mouth to mouth surely the patient would LOVE that but he seems kinda freaked out. ]

you afraid of death or something?

[hellandbackpack]

Nothin' like that. Death shows up, I'm gonna scarper, but that's a whole different thing, yeah?

[Charles doesn't breathe so... it probably wouldn't work anyways?]

Just... don't wanna hurt folk.