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[ugh_emotions]

[Surprisingly quickly after the arrival of the recommended reading, a typed rant appears on the bulletin board. It is not signed.]

This Twilight book is fucking terrible and here is why:

• It's boring
  
• It's a stupid romance
  
• Uses way to much of that thing where like, things are emphasised a lot. Hyperbolic, or whatever
  
• Story structure is shit, most of it is about the stupid boring romance with the stupid boring characters, and then hostiles appear out of nowhere without even one scene ominously hinting about their existence
  
• Planetary Security in this place sucks
  
• The stupid fucking love interest Edward also sucks and is clearly hostile
  
• If Bella has to have a stupid love interested she should pick someone less likely to murder her
  
• He admits to wanting to eat her
  
• He breaks and enters into her sleeping quarters, as well as other clear stalking behaviours
  
• Seriously he keeps going on about how much he wants to eat Bella, what the fuck
  
• Why is she not concerned about this, does she want to fucking die
  
• Bella is also terrible. And boring.
  
• (Also Edward liking her smell is disgusting, that's just gross)
  
• The hostiles that arrived at the end distracted from the stupid romance plot, so I guess that sucked slightly less than the rest of the book, but it was still badly written and fucking stupid

In conclusion: it sucks.

Comments

[ugh_emotions]

I don't know.

Last time some things were similar, I guess. Like that there were aliens, and that they were impersonating humans. But everything else was different. The reading wasn't really helpful.

[stabgremlin]

... I mean I can get why aliens would want to depending on where they are, but...
I'm guessing these aliens had somewhat different motivations than I myself would have if I decided to roll around in paint before going in to work.

I'll mark it down as recommended reading basically being fucking with us.
If it only gives a vague idea.

Which you know.
Fantastic.

Like being here isn't bad enough.

- Major Nahain

[ugh_emotions]

In the reading the aliens just wanted to replace all of the humans. Taking over, or whatever.

In the Story they wanted to kidnap the humans and give them trauma treatment. Which was still fucking stupid, technically less hostile, I guess.

[stabgremlin]

That's.
Certainly something.

(Yikes.)

So the reading might give us a general idea but then what happens might be a switch of the genre(s) that the recommendations would make us expect?

Maybe whoever controls this place are doing it for the love of the game.
Just that the game isn't books.

- Major Nahain

[ugh_emotions]

I guess.

But it's only happened once. Kinda makes it hard to analyse.

[stabgremlin]

That does indeed complicate matters somewhat. Can't calculate statistical likelihoods from that small of a sample size.

I don't typically mind seeing the math but I do have to say that I resent being part of the equation. Can't say I'm much of an analyst either.

Not much else to do than deal with it (while angry) I suppose.

If there was a way to just wander back out of here I think we all would have.

- Major Nahain

[ugh_emotions]

...Yeah.

There's no known way out. I've looked.

Sorry.

[stabgremlin]

I've looked too.

And Poptart is currently out trying to scout— hopefully without taking out any ankles on the way— though I suspect that we'll only find a way out when whoever's responsible for all this are done amusing themselves on our behalf.

Tends to be the usual way with people who have power.

I do appreciate the summary of the reading and the information so thank you.

- Major Nahain

[ugh_emotions]

Right.

You're welcome, I guess.

[It's not really sure what to make of this person. They keep talking. A lot. And SecUnit really, really isn't good at talking.

It does not ask what a Poptart is. It fears the answer.]