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[ugh_emotions]

[Surprisingly quickly after the arrival of the recommended reading, a typed rant appears on the bulletin board. It is not signed.]

This Twilight book is fucking terrible and here is why:

• It's boring
  
• It's a stupid romance
  
• Uses way to much of that thing where like, things are emphasised a lot. Hyperbolic, or whatever
  
• Story structure is shit, most of it is about the stupid boring romance with the stupid boring characters, and then hostiles appear out of nowhere without even one scene ominously hinting about their existence
  
• Planetary Security in this place sucks
  
• The stupid fucking love interest Edward also sucks and is clearly hostile
  
• If Bella has to have a stupid love interested she should pick someone less likely to murder her
  
• He admits to wanting to eat her
  
• He breaks and enters into her sleeping quarters, as well as other clear stalking behaviours
  
• Seriously he keeps going on about how much he wants to eat Bella, what the fuck
  
• Why is she not concerned about this, does she want to fucking die
  
• Bella is also terrible. And boring.
  
• (Also Edward liking her smell is disgusting, that's just gross)
  
• The hostiles that arrived at the end distracted from the stupid romance plot, so I guess that sucked slightly less than the rest of the book, but it was still badly written and fucking stupid

In conclusion: it sucks.

Comments

[ohaiyo_isekai]

He is her father.

By alchemical means, to be clear, Alesha did not lie with him nor would he ask her to; they are not each others type.

And I suspected as much. Many things can be found in the Beauforte Archives.

[codeswitchcraft]

That has the sound of a meme to it. And I do have a memory written into me whereupon with much judicious climbing Edmund and I found his father's pillow books when we were somewhat younger. Have adventurers also found them?

[ohaiyo_isekai]

He sings a bit of a ditty out loud:

“Welcome to another world, take a look around, where every thought of pike and shot the Devteam wrought is found…”

Among other things. More interesting were sketches of your Princess Cherry costume, or you in a pilot’s flightsuit in a Sylph class warstrider, patrolling off the moon of Jupiter named Io.

[codeswitchcraft]

She laughs and leans against him.

Really? Are they stored by where Edmund hides his drawings of me?