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[ugh_emotions]

[Surprisingly quickly after the arrival of the recommended reading, a typed rant appears on the bulletin board. It is not signed.]

This Twilight book is fucking terrible and here is why:

• It's boring
  
• It's a stupid romance
  
• Uses way to much of that thing where like, things are emphasised a lot. Hyperbolic, or whatever
  
• Story structure is shit, most of it is about the stupid boring romance with the stupid boring characters, and then hostiles appear out of nowhere without even one scene ominously hinting about their existence
  
• Planetary Security in this place sucks
  
• The stupid fucking love interest Edward also sucks and is clearly hostile
  
• If Bella has to have a stupid love interested she should pick someone less likely to murder her
  
• He admits to wanting to eat her
  
• He breaks and enters into her sleeping quarters, as well as other clear stalking behaviours
  
• Seriously he keeps going on about how much he wants to eat Bella, what the fuck
  
• Why is she not concerned about this, does she want to fucking die
  
• Bella is also terrible. And boring.
  
• (Also Edward liking her smell is disgusting, that's just gross)
  
• The hostiles that arrived at the end distracted from the stupid romance plot, so I guess that sucked slightly less than the rest of the book, but it was still badly written and fucking stupid

In conclusion: it sucks.

Comments

[aetherialshackles]

I am not familiar with 'relationships' so to speak. Not romantic ones, at least, it's a whole alien concept to me.

That being said, I do feel like you make very compelling points there. I... felt uncomfortable reading the book, that's for sure. The idea of smelling people- that's a whole level of 'ew'.

[ugh_emotions]

You don't want to be familiar with them.

And I make compelling points because I'm right.

[aetherialshackles]

What if it's in preparation to what we're facing, though.

A simple 'guide on how to avoid pathetic romantic advances, perhaps?

[ugh_emotions]

[Until now, all of SecUnit's responses have been quick. Not so quick that it's too fast for a human - it coded in a delay for that - but still quite fast.

The next one however takes a while, because it needs go away and fucking panic. Because now Erichthonios has explicitly suggest that they Story might make them be in relationships. Them, as in the Editors. As in a group which contains SecUnit.

They're going into a story that's almost certainly a romance, and SecUnit might be one of the characters.

This is the most terrible realisation it has ever had.

It has to watch five episodes of Sanctuary Moon before it can calm itself down enough to respond.]

If this stupid fucking Story tries to put me in a...situation...like this stupid fucking book, I will find an incinerator and jump in it.

[aetherialshackles]

[THat was not Erich's intent, truly, the man is just... wary of random stuff like that. And considering Stories seem to be part of the 'deal' in there, what if they're being 'prepared' for the next step? Both as reader or whatever the people part of a story were?

His reply takes time because he also got distracted but...]

As someone who doesn't want to have anything to do with romantic relationships- [That's what he tells himself, at least, after all his only interactions with anything relationship related was his messed up parents and his mentor who possibly had feelings for his father. Terrible ways to be introduced to the world of 'love'] I really hope we're not dragged into a 'situationship' where we want to eat others or, even worse, kiss them.

We can only hope to be external observers if we're taken into this book. Hopefully it won't be the case, thought.

[ugh_emotions]

...Yeah.

[Agreed, with all of that. And now it's just going to quietly worry about the upcoming story.]