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[ugh_emotions]

[Surprisingly quickly after the arrival of the recommended reading, a typed rant appears on the bulletin board. It is not signed.]

This Twilight book is fucking terrible and here is why:

• It's boring
  
• It's a stupid romance
  
• Uses way to much of that thing where like, things are emphasised a lot. Hyperbolic, or whatever
  
• Story structure is shit, most of it is about the stupid boring romance with the stupid boring characters, and then hostiles appear out of nowhere without even one scene ominously hinting about their existence
  
• Planetary Security in this place sucks
  
• The stupid fucking love interest Edward also sucks and is clearly hostile
  
• If Bella has to have a stupid love interested she should pick someone less likely to murder her
  
• He admits to wanting to eat her
  
• He breaks and enters into her sleeping quarters, as well as other clear stalking behaviours
  
• Seriously he keeps going on about how much he wants to eat Bella, what the fuck
  
• Why is she not concerned about this, does she want to fucking die
  
• Bella is also terrible. And boring.
  
• (Also Edward liking her smell is disgusting, that's just gross)
  
• The hostiles that arrived at the end distracted from the stupid romance plot, so I guess that sucked slightly less than the rest of the book, but it was still badly written and fucking stupid

In conclusion: it sucks.

Comments

[ugh_emotions]

...Okay?

[SecUnit is not sure what its meant to do with this information. It doesn't seem very relevant, apart from the fact that these people are apparently vampires.]

[defyingreality]

I just mean that they know who they are and aren't going to waffle on being anything but that. I'm skipping the romance stuff because that's just pretty standard no-brain webnovel romance happening. Actually I do have one complaint about the romance - little to no face-slapping with a green tea main character. Boring.

But anyways, vampires. You have a group of what? Seven or eight high predators with all their instincts sitting around in a school full of what is their standard prey pretending to be prey? Then you have them talk about hunting large animals in the woods? You'd think the writer would use a tiny bit of sense about forestry management and the balance of predator/prey in such environments. Then there's all the everything when it comes to their assets and taxes and just... I get it is a fantasy. But at the same time, there should be a little bit of research to it.

[ugh_emotions]

[It does not know what the 'face-slapping with a green tea main character', or lack thereof, means. Or what the hell that has to do with romance. But it's afraid to ask, and immediately marks that part of the conversation for deletion from its memory]

I don't think they cared about doing any research.