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[ugh_emotions]

[Surprisingly quickly after the arrival of the recommended reading, a typed rant appears on the bulletin board. It is not signed.]

This Twilight book is fucking terrible and here is why:

• It's boring
  
• It's a stupid romance
  
• Uses way to much of that thing where like, things are emphasised a lot. Hyperbolic, or whatever
  
• Story structure is shit, most of it is about the stupid boring romance with the stupid boring characters, and then hostiles appear out of nowhere without even one scene ominously hinting about their existence
  
• Planetary Security in this place sucks
  
• The stupid fucking love interest Edward also sucks and is clearly hostile
  
• If Bella has to have a stupid love interested she should pick someone less likely to murder her
  
• He admits to wanting to eat her
  
• He breaks and enters into her sleeping quarters, as well as other clear stalking behaviours
  
• Seriously he keeps going on about how much he wants to eat Bella, what the fuck
  
• Why is she not concerned about this, does she want to fucking die
  
• Bella is also terrible. And boring.
  
• (Also Edward liking her smell is disgusting, that's just gross)
  
• The hostiles that arrived at the end distracted from the stupid romance plot, so I guess that sucked slightly less than the rest of the book, but it was still badly written and fucking stupid

In conclusion: it sucks.

Comments

[ugh_emotions]

...No, no it's not fucking sweet, what the fuck.

People who want to eat you are dangerous threats. And if he wanted to not be a dangerous threat, then he shouldn't stay in proximity with humans he wants to eat.

[telecosmetic]

Okay, but does he ever actually try to eat her? Because if he can control himself enough he shouldn't count as a threat?

[This is added later, in the same handwriting.]

also sometimes it's nice to have someone dangerous on your side

[ugh_emotions]

[For fuck's sake. This is the problem with humans: they're all so determined to get themselves into stupid dangerous situations and die.]

For fuck's sake, just because he hasn't eaten her yet doesn't mean he won't. You don't evaluate whether something will kill you by waiting to see if it fucking kills you.

[Then there's a pause, before it responds to the second message she sent thought]

Not if they're dangerous to you too.

[telecosmetic]

But you can't just not give them a chance either! Sometimes you've got to trust someone even if no one else does. [This seems to be a response to both its comments.]

[ugh_emotions]

No. You don't.

[telecosmetic]

Well, it's pretty much always worked out for me!

[ugh_emotions]

[SecUnit does not reply.

It does, however, add the 'likely to be murdered' tag to Eliza's profile.]

[telecosmetic]

[You and many of her loved ones both, Murderbot.]