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[ugh_emotions]

[Surprisingly quickly after the arrival of the recommended reading, a typed rant appears on the bulletin board. It is not signed.]

This Twilight book is fucking terrible and here is why:

• It's boring
  
• It's a stupid romance
  
• Uses way to much of that thing where like, things are emphasised a lot. Hyperbolic, or whatever
  
• Story structure is shit, most of it is about the stupid boring romance with the stupid boring characters, and then hostiles appear out of nowhere without even one scene ominously hinting about their existence
  
• Planetary Security in this place sucks
  
• The stupid fucking love interest Edward also sucks and is clearly hostile
  
• If Bella has to have a stupid love interested she should pick someone less likely to murder her
  
• He admits to wanting to eat her
  
• He breaks and enters into her sleeping quarters, as well as other clear stalking behaviours
  
• Seriously he keeps going on about how much he wants to eat Bella, what the fuck
  
• Why is she not concerned about this, does she want to fucking die
  
• Bella is also terrible. And boring.
  
• (Also Edward liking her smell is disgusting, that's just gross)
  
• The hostiles that arrived at the end distracted from the stupid romance plot, so I guess that sucked slightly less than the rest of the book, but it was still badly written and fucking stupid

In conclusion: it sucks.

Comments

[dovedive]

Then you didn't finish the book technically speaking~

[ugh_emotions]

Do you think I fucking care?

[dovedive]

I don't think I know you well enough to make such assumptions, though you do seem a little bothered.

[ugh_emotions]

I am not fucking bothered.

The book was just shit.

[dovedive]

Were there any positives to the book or was it pretty much a waste of time?

[ugh_emotions]

No.

Did you not read the list.

[dovedive]

Hey, just because the list has mostly faults, that doesn't mean it didn't have like one gem of humor. Probably unintentional humor but humor none the less.

[ugh_emotions]

There's no gems.

[Alas, the elements which would actually read as unintentionally funny to humans don't register at all for SecUnit.]

[dovedive]

Not even a single chuckle or a snort, huh? If it's not even bad enough to be humorous it really must be a terrible story.

[ugh_emotions]

Yeah, well, I told you that it fucking sucks, didn't I?

[dovedive]

That's fair. I just thought maybe you were wanting to talk about it in full, but maybe I should have taken it as more of a warning not a discussion.

[ugh_emotions]

I don't.

[dovedive]

That's fair. I'm curious though, if you didn't want to discuss it at all, what made you want to write about it?