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[ugh_emotions]

[Surprisingly quickly after the arrival of the recommended reading, a typed rant appears on the bulletin board. It is not signed.]

This Twilight book is fucking terrible and here is why:

• It's boring
  
• It's a stupid romance
  
• Uses way to much of that thing where like, things are emphasised a lot. Hyperbolic, or whatever
  
• Story structure is shit, most of it is about the stupid boring romance with the stupid boring characters, and then hostiles appear out of nowhere without even one scene ominously hinting about their existence
  
• Planetary Security in this place sucks
  
• The stupid fucking love interest Edward also sucks and is clearly hostile
  
• If Bella has to have a stupid love interested she should pick someone less likely to murder her
  
• He admits to wanting to eat her
  
• He breaks and enters into her sleeping quarters, as well as other clear stalking behaviours
  
• Seriously he keeps going on about how much he wants to eat Bella, what the fuck
  
• Why is she not concerned about this, does she want to fucking die
  
• Bella is also terrible. And boring.
  
• (Also Edward liking her smell is disgusting, that's just gross)
  
• The hostiles that arrived at the end distracted from the stupid romance plot, so I guess that sucked slightly less than the rest of the book, but it was still badly written and fucking stupid

In conclusion: it sucks.

Comments

[ugh_emotions]

No.

I hate romance.

[awreck]

Well you should do something to get the bad taste of a poorly romance out of your mouth. Have you had any luck finding media you do like here? Or is it all trash?

[ugh_emotions]

Everything here, except the recommended readings, is unfinished.

It's annoying.

[awreck]

It's annoying, yeah, but it's not like it's usually missing hundreds of pages. A missing page or two, or a few absence sentences, doesn't detract from the experience that much, does it?

[ugh_emotions]

Some of them are missing hundreds of pages. They're not all the same amount of unfinished.

You don't know until you open it how much is missing.

[awreck]

How many books have you read here? I've skimmed a handful, but I've never really noticed that many pages missing. At that point, wouldn't the books just be really thin with hardly any material to begin with? I guess fantasy books would lean toward the heftier side, so it'd be more common with those...?

[ugh_emotions]

Lots.

[The actual answer was, in fact, 362. But that was way more books than a human would be able to read in the time period that they've been here, so it doesn't say that.]

[awreck]

Oh.

[ He considers that answer for a moment before he adds: ]

This is the person with the drones, right?

[ugh_emotions]

...Yes.

[awreck]

[ He's surprised that he got an admission. Wreck hadn't known for sure, but it could have been a few others who are especially tight-lipped. Tight-handed?? ]

I don't think I got a chance to learn your name, and right now all I can think of is "Twilight-hater."

You can call me Wreck.

[ Since that's not his actual name, despite what the library insisted upon his arrival. ]

[ugh_emotions]

[It's not hiding. Mostly. Or at least, in the long term, it doesn't see the point in lying about that sort of thing. Not when it's lying about much bigger, more important things.]

I'm Rin.