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[ugh_emotions]

[Surprisingly quickly after the arrival of the recommended reading, a typed rant appears on the bulletin board. It is not signed.]

This Twilight book is fucking terrible and here is why:

• It's boring
  
• It's a stupid romance
  
• Uses way to much of that thing where like, things are emphasised a lot. Hyperbolic, or whatever
  
• Story structure is shit, most of it is about the stupid boring romance with the stupid boring characters, and then hostiles appear out of nowhere without even one scene ominously hinting about their existence
  
• Planetary Security in this place sucks
  
• The stupid fucking love interest Edward also sucks and is clearly hostile
  
• If Bella has to have a stupid love interested she should pick someone less likely to murder her
  
• He admits to wanting to eat her
  
• He breaks and enters into her sleeping quarters, as well as other clear stalking behaviours
  
• Seriously he keeps going on about how much he wants to eat Bella, what the fuck
  
• Why is she not concerned about this, does she want to fucking die
  
• Bella is also terrible. And boring.
  
• (Also Edward liking her smell is disgusting, that's just gross)
  
• The hostiles that arrived at the end distracted from the stupid romance plot, so I guess that sucked slightly less than the rest of the book, but it was still badly written and fucking stupid

In conclusion: it sucks.

Comments

Happening outside of the journals -

[ultimateedgehog]

[Over a period of time, perhaps a day, the following things happen:

Shadow's eyes catch on the typed note pinned to the bulletin board, and while he does not stop to read it, his ears still flick back in annoyance.

It happens again the second time he passes it a while later.

After the third time, SecUnit's drones might pick up a heavy exhale from the hedgehog - and then see it when he goes to the circulation desk, tears the pen for requests off the chain, and promptly is blipped into the Safe Zone for his crime.

Eventually he's released from Mandatory Chill-Out Time, and pen in hand, starts making corrections on the post. Word forms, grammar he disagrees with, any other corrections as he sees fit. Sad as it is, he really does not have anything better to do with his time.]

Re: Happening outside of the journals -

[ugh_emotions]

[When Shadow next opens his journal, he'll see that there's a message that's been sent to him directly - not connected to the bulletin post]

Fuck you

[There is no full stop on the message. Possibly purely to be even more aggravating.]

[ultimateedgehog]

[Shadow is not in the habit of checking his journal, to the point that it can be readily assumed that he's simply forgotten it exists.

But let's call it serendipity that for some reason, he does open it now - and any drones nearby will absolutely see him smirk at the message. If any of them are close enough and have an audio feed, they might hear a small hmph, which is the Shadow equivalent of a smug chortle.

He's doesn't write a reply. Just pulls out that stolen pen to put a full stop on the sentence before he closes the book and tucks it away in hedgehog hammerspace between his quills.]