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[This is written in a fairly neat handwriting, in a language that may look roughly similar to Arabic to those familiar with it. The paper on the bulletin board has a small note on top, with a lot of space on the rest of the page for people to fill in as needed.]

Since we're all from different worlds and cultures I think there are a few things we should probably get sorted out as a group. First thing should probably be how to address each other. Go ahead and write your name/title/what you want to be called, your gender identifier if that's important to you, and pronouns to use for you.

Kai, he/him

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Okay Okay. Hear me out. Night Haunter von Murderteeth. [Yes? or HELL YES?]

I like my name as it is. Although I will inform my sons they must now call me Lord Murderteeth as soon as the opportunity arises.

I mean, it's a good name. Evocative Good ring to it. Terrifying yet also, you know, grim. Kinda goes against the fruit loving soft interior though.

Everyone's interior is soft, once you get past the ribs. Does the evocative nomenclature require carnivory?

[Hahahaahahaah this guy is so terrifying she's glad there's a noteboard between them. Even though (for once!) she's not being deliberately aggravating.]

You know I bet your sense of humor makes you really popular where you're from. Also, those ain't the teeth of a fruit eater. I went to school! [Fool her? You cannot!]

It does, in fact.

The teeth are a cosmetic modification.

I mean you definitely give off bad boy vibes. [Also bad boy smell, but that's different and thus IRRELEVANT. ]

Yeah, but hear me out. You didn't do that to your teeth, you know to scare the papayas. Did you.

Traditions are not followed in order to be frightening, they are followed because they are traditions.

Okay, I'll play along! And why would someone start a tradition of filing teeth? A conspiracy of dentistry?

Why don't you ask the people who began it thousands of years ago? Do you expect every culture to justify themselves to you?

And the minute I get a time machine, Murderteeth, it's on the top of my list! But you're the dude who did it, so why'd you do it? You don't seem like a guy who's a slave to fashion, just saying

I think not. I have indulged you more than enough.

[Y u gotta be like this, Murderteeth? She's trying to be friends! They shared fruitcake together! In some cultures that makes them married or something! ]

Okay just saying it does look badass tho.

[Because he is exactly as temperamental as his brothers are! It's certain he's read the latest response but no followup writing appears.]

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